Friday 9 October 2015

The "gay agenda" explained - by a gay :)

The "gay agenda" is that strange and mysterious thing that us gays haven't really got a clue what it's about. Apparently something to do with world domination and converting impressionable people to gayness. 

See we'll start with the gay marriage thing, destroying traditional marriage in the process. Two birds with one stone you know. 

Then we'll move onto other things that are involved in world domination. Like Orwellian brainwashing people's heads into multiple colours. Getting them to like disco music. Making them actually like us instead of hating. Spreading HIV to kill the straights that we conned into having sex with us (yes, we've been accused of that by the nutters). All part of our evil dastardly plot to take over the world!

Gosh, so many things to do in this world domination thing. Perhaps I better make a list. 

 

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