Motorised picnic table TERROR!© - Perth (world in chaos!)

Hoons on motorised picnic tables are terrorising the city of Perth in Western Australia! This dastardly sophisticated terror cell have sneakily attached wheels and motors to two picnic tables and are riding them around the streets of Perth. 

The police report:

Scarborough Police are currently investigating the use of motorised picnic tables that have been seen travelling in the Scarborough Beach area. 

Police are concerned for the safety of those riding on the tables with no protective clothing, especially when on roads alongside motor vehicles. There are overall safety concerns particularly if a traffic incident was to occur, resulting in the persons subjecting themselves to potential injury. 

The people using these vehicles could face a number of charges including driving an unlicensed vehicle, driving an unroadworthy vehicle and drink driving. 

Police are working closely with the City of Stirling to review CCTV footage to identify those involved. 

Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers on......... WA cops   

Be alert but not alarmed. Calmly call crimestoppers. 

Either that or take more video footage to put online, that would be great :)