Malcolms's poll honeymoon

Our bright shiney new leader has some bright shiny new polls. With his winning smile and harmless countenance, he has wone the hearts of a nation sick to fuckin death of Abbott. Said nation is now repaying Malcolm for getting rid of the turd nightmare with lovely new polls like a bunch of bright fresh flowers.

The hard bit for Malcolm will come when he tries fucking with penalty rates and the like. But no one is thinking of that now. Just a big load of gratitude to Malcolm for delivering us from Abbott's evil. grasp :)

All hail Malcolm, our kindly conquering hero! He talks in actual sentences and not slogans! Words of multiple syllables! Australia is aghast at being spoken to like adults!