Far out. Morison becoming PM has bought out all the happy clappy crazies that support him. Probably all the same happy clappy crazies that were praying like mad that the postal survey would fail so David and I couldn't have got married. I have no idea how they explain away the fact that their praying like mad was a complete failure.
However they now claim that the reason Morrison has become prime minister is because they prayed like mad for it to happen. What's more, they're claiming that if their Pentecostal man loses office in the coming election, that Australia will enter a period of darkness where they will be persecuted for being Pentecostal and demanding that everyone else believe their wacky shit. These sorts of people just looooooove to claim persecution you know.
In fact Morrison himself some time ago claimed he was being persecuted for his Pentecostal nut-baggery being mocked by those of us who are actually sane and reject the notion of a talking snake.
I guess that means that Morrison himself is seriously praying like mad along with the rest of his religious lunatics to win the coming election - to be held in May next year at the very latest.
Unfortunately for him this is the real world and not some la la land happy clappy place devoid of reality. IMO the more Australians learn about this man the more they'll hate him. Perhaps even more so than we hated Abbott. So far all he seems to be interested in is using his position as prime minister to preach his religious convictions, vacuous and trite as they are. "Pray" and "love each other" are hardly policy announcements to compete with Labor's.
This shit is going to go down like a lead balloon in Australia. Particularly the 30% of us who have no religion at all.
Pentecostal leaders have warned their congregation that “darkness” will spread across Australia and Christians will be persecuted if Scott Morrison does not win the next election.
Others have been told that Morrison’s rise to power was a “miracle of God” that answered three days of prayer and fasting. They have been told that Morrison has made a public stand for Christian freedoms, and has promised to keep doing so, so God intervened to ensure he beat the home affairs minister, Peter Dutton, in the Liberal leadership spill.
Videos posted to YouTube show how Pentecostal and evangelical religious communities are reacting to the rise of Morrison as prime minister.
Last Sunday, pastor Adam F Thompson from Voice of Fire Ministries and Adrian Beale from Everrest Ministries told a congregation of Hope City Church that Morrison’s elevation to power was divinely inspired.
Thompson, who says he can interpret dreams and that supernatural signs and manifestations accompany his ministry, said he’d received a message from God that Morrison and the Coalition must win the election.
“The Lord woke me up at 4.30am this morning,” Thompson told the Hope City Church congregation on Sunday, in a video he asked to be recorded.
“Scott Morrison, he’s a born-again Christian, he’s probably one of the first ever born-again prime ministers, but it’s not time to celebrate at the moment.
“This is a crucial time right now … In the next six months it’s time for the body of Christ [the Christian church] to put its differences aside … and come together and agree that Jesus is the Messiah and start praying together and calling it in and praying for our prime minister right now, and for our government.
“I really see that the body of Christ is going to have influence in the arena of – the political arena of this nation.
“[But] if the prime minister right now doesn’t get elected in this next election there’s going to be darkness coming. And I’m not being negative. The laws are going to change where darkness is going to come and there will be persecution on the church.” The Guardian
Pentecostal preacher warns "darkness" will spread across Australia and Christians will be persecuted if Scott Morrison doesn't win the next election https://t.co/85CkH3P0TI #auspol pic.twitter.com/ZK1S0wiIlx— Guardian Australia (@GuardianAus) September 7, 2018
BREAKING: In an unprecedented move new PM Scott Morrison has renamed his cabinet minsters "disciples". For example, Peter Dutton is now to be known as Disciple for Home Affairs. Morrison himself will be known as the Prime Messiah. Abbreviated to PM for continuity reasons. #auspol— John Wren, Harbinger of "the Darkness" (@JohnWren1950) September 10, 2018
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