Kicked out the new house mate

This has got to be an all time record for the spare room. The bloke only lasted a week. We booted him out and gave him back the weeks rent he'd paid in advance. *sheesh* I'm sure that room is cursed somehow.

So it became obvious pretty much straight after he moved in that we'd made a mistake. Initially we offered the room as a place to stay for a few days as his boyfriend had booted him out and he was stuck. Then he wanted to stay permanently. Well it's a pretty good wicket there, close to public transport, the city, beaches, shops. Not far from Oxford St either. 

We started getting suspicious when he went out and took ice the day he got paid and spent the whole day gambling on horses and greyhounds. Came home without the rent, after we'd already given him a couple of days there without charge. Every story under the fuckin sun as to why not (woe is me I'm having a tough time bla) and he finally came through with the money 3 days later. The next rent was due around Mardi Gras, so that wasn't looking good either. Dead set, a 38 year old and he didn't get it about the rent.

Then we found out he was full of lies. Lying about everything; his ex, money, taking ice (I've been a bit of an ice fiend in the distant past so it was just so obvious he was on it) and on and on. Of course the concern was how do you trust someone that lies to your face? If he takes ice, that's an expensive drug, how do we know our meager possessions are safe from him? After David and I started carrying our wallets around the house on us, we knew he had to go.

He also had his boyfriend staying here with him in the room every night he was here. He was a nice bloke actually, poor dear needed to wake up to himself. But FFS it was supposed to be one housemate and we got two, showering and all here.

So we're back to no housemate again, and after this experience have severe doubts about getting another one. We were trying to help this guy out and he turned into being a fuckwit.

Must say, I thought I'd met ignorant, juvenile, vicious people before, but this idiot takes the cake. Upon telling him he had to go he said to David "Is this because we didn't fuck you the other night?" Oh good grief, how could anyone be that small minded and shallow? Obviously he had no idea about how David and I feel for each other, trying to divide and conquer or some weirded out shit like that. Think he was really up himself, he wasn't bad looking for 38 but you could see the ice aging him.