How to be invisible to new net gov snooping on mobiles

It's very simple. Just ditch the smart phone and get an older one like me. Apparently older dumb phones are becoming all the rage now, or is that just with inner city trendoids? I dunno, but I did read something recently about people ditching their smart phones not even for the new data laws, but because they were stressing out too much. Constantly checking their phones and permanently online.

Truth is I've never owned a smart phone. I have no desire to be permanently online. Once I'm offline I'm offline, period. Besides, my phone is sort of Star Trek flip communicator one; Kirk to Enterprise.....