Saturday 27 September 2014

"Are you eligible for Disability Support Pension?" - Centrelink video :) ha ha ha.......

Oh I was smiling and laughing watching this. 

A holler to all who think you just walk into Centrelink with a broken arm or something and they chuck this Disability Support Pension at you because you're disabled. 
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........................

I'd note here that I well and truly met all the criteria involved in being blessed with this mega buck few hundred a fortnight pension that does little more at times than keep homelessness at bay. I applied under the new tests (Labor bought it in) that won't be reviewed as they're now so tough. When I presented my evidence of actual illness and innocence of not in some evil plot to rip the gov off of a few hundred $ a fortnight, they fast tracked the thing and it was only a month in getting it. 

The application normally had to go to review by someone else in another state, presumably another Centrelink person who was even more impartial than the Centrelink person in front of me that I'd never met before, looking at all the paperwork that he'd never seen before about me right there and then. After requesting documentation from my GP who sent him about fuckin 6 pages of shit from specialists, the Centrelink guy emailed me straight away and said the DSP was granted. It didn't have to go interstate.   

In short I easily passed the below criteria. Apparently meeting this criteria is "unsustainable" according to SSJoe. Fuck off Joe:

 

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