Gay marriage means you can "marry your lawnmower" - christians

Some lunatic christian in the US is now claiming that because of gay marriage you would now be able to marry your lawnmower. His reasoning (if you could call it that) was this:

“I had a strong, Christian lawyer tell me yesterday that, under this decision that he has read, what it brings about is: It only requires one human being in this relationship — that you could marry your lawnmower with this decision. I think he’s right.” more

In response there has been an investigating into if you can actually marry your lawnmower now. Watch below to see the video of what happened. 

BTW I thought the flowers on the lawnmower were very romantic.