A christian film review of "50 shades of grey" - ha ha ha......

I've not the slightest bit interested in watching soft porn in a movie. Just a waste of time. If you want to watch porn, just watch it. Soft porn is almost like being half pregnant. I mean, are you going to watch porn or something that pretends to be?

Anyway, I came across an hilarious conservative christian review of 50 shades. I think in reviewing it they sort of got quite into it.

In the meantime, though, there's not a thing about it that's worthy or respectable. And there's a lot in the movie that can't (and shouldn't) even be mentioned here. We will say this much: Ana, who is a virgin when the story starts, spends large quantities of screen time naked. Christian trades in his grey suit for his birthday suit quite often as well. The two have sex multiple (six or seven) times; sounds and movements are explicit, prolonged and repeated. more 

Um......