Saturday, 16 November 2013

Gays have meteorite power!

OMG! I never knew this. Gays have the power of the meteorite! All we need to do is piss off that crazy Russian god and down will come a big meteorite darlings. Just think of that next time you're making love to your partner. Perhaps if we all concentrate in harmony and fuck at the same time, tuning ourselves into the universe, we might actually be able direct it. Imagine the possibilities! People will run to the hills in fear of our gay meteorites! Keep it secret though, otherwise everyone  will want to be gay and get this meteorite power.


A Russian TV host has made quite a peculiar remark linking the Chelyabinsk meteorite and the country’s gay movement. Russia’s LGBT community reacted angrily and asked prosecutors to check the host’s show for hate speech. 

In a reference to the Old Testament story of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, famous journalist Arkady Mamontov said on his program that the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite on February 15 in Russia was related to the country’s growing gay activity. Mamontov’s program ‘Special Correspondent’ airs on state channel Rossiya 1. The host called the meteorite a warning "to all of us that we should keep the family tradition, traditional love, or else something else - not only the Chelyabinsk meteorite - will hit us." more

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