Gays have tornado power!

Not only do we have the power over meteorites, but now it seems we have power over tornadoes as well! All we have to do is get a law passed for gay marriage, and a tornado will pop right down:

The massive tornadoes that hit Illinois after the passing of the same sex “marriage” bill, has stimulated many people to reflection. 

In it, some see God’s chastisement; others see it as yet one more merciful warning from Providence; others yet deny both options and give various reasons. more

Dunno what's going on with the Australian Capital Territory here then. They haven't had any tornadoes.