Raw Story has the latest wish list for the vanilla terrorists occupying the gov building bird sanctuary in Oregon, US. And man oh man there are some real doozies on it.
The list includes "French Vanilla Creamer" in keeping with their vanilla-ness. I don't actually know what French Vanilla Creamer is. Perhaps a French Vanilla flavoured wanker?
I don't think these white US terrorists toughies have really got the tough guy rancher thing down very well. Included in the list are hand and feet warmers (oh the poor dears their tootsies must be getting a bit cold), slippers, Miracle Whip, underwear (boxers), body wash, throw rugs, antibacterial hand soap, shredded and sliced cheese (too hard to do that themselves I expect), and cigarettes.
The only thing missing from the list is their mum's to come and hold their slightly cold hands.
Dead set. This is the big rebel takeover, making a super duper stand against the US gov? They can't even fund their own rebellion FFS! And the nerve asking for smokes!
I have this very strange vision of rebel tough guys walking around the place with hand warmers and slippers....
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