Stormy Daniels reveals actual Trump dick size (video)

Watch video to see which orange dick is Trumps :)

A subtle hint of Trump's orange dick from 2016

Now that heading isn't something you'd hear every day about a US president. Quite the metaphor of how much of a laughing stock Trump is to the world.

But yes folks, it's official. Trump has a tiny weird looking dick. Strangely, the Australian artist Illma Gore that made the naked Trump portrait some time ago back in early 2016 actually got it exactly right.

But I mean really, hasn't it just been so obvious all along? Trump has small dick syndrone. He lies about everything, from the inauguration crowds to declaring to the UN he's the best president ever. He's obviously overcompensating because his dick is so inadequate.

I was amazed to find that small dick syndrone is an actual official type thing on the internet. Seriously. Albeit it has the more nice term "Small Penis Syndrone". It even has the abbreviation "SPS". Dead set.

Small dick syndrone is what you'd expect it to be. Basically buying heaps of expensive shit to impress people, particularly large cars and lots of guns. Or in Trump's case a gold fuckin toilet. Massively overstating accomplishments because they feel so insecure. Things like that.

The funniest one though, and the most Trumpest one, involves the "player" thing. The notion that they have had sex with heaps of women because they're so good in bed, when in reality they've had sex with heaps of women simply because the women weren't satisfied with such a tiny dick and never came back. This certainly fits with what Stormy Daniels says about her sexual experience with Trump.

7. Being a “player”

Some of the men who have the most sex suffer from small penis syndrome. These men try to spin the story in their favor and claim that they have so much sex because they’re game is undeniable; however, most of the time when men only have consecutive one night stands, it’s because the your partner was left unsatisfied by their teeny pene. Most of the “players” that I’ve hooked up with have the smallest penises, and the guys whom they usually mock tend to out-perform them 100% in the bedroom. Sorry, bro, that “freak” in the band has a way bigger penis than you, and deep down, you know this. So go ahead and tell the world that you’re infamous for never calling girls back or being with a different person every night, but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter because… small penis. Thought Catalog

So there you go. The president of the United States is constantly overcompensating for his small dick. No wonder the world laughed at him at his UN speech :)