The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Finally! Religion adds something useful to society. On this occasion however it's not from any of the regular religions; they're all too distracted by what us poofs do in our bedrooms. No this time there's a new deity on the block, and in this video it shows an actual sighting of this deity. It is the Flying Spaghetti Monster (to be spoken with much awe and sanctity) who has it seems returned to us in these the last days.




Take heed oh unsaved ones. Repent of whatever and give yourself to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Accept Him as your own personal saviour and ye shall be avoiding those terrible hell fires darlings. Praise Him, oh great one. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is great! He comes to our world, clothing Himself in spaghetti, eyes of meatballs, so that we will know He loves us.

BTW if you do become a Pastafarian you have to wear a colander on your head as part of being a sanctified worshipper. And these bumper stickers are a good way to let everyone know this wonderful spaghetti message of love.

We worship you of Flying one, we praise you on the web. We defend your righteousness.