Women driving = less virgins, more homos

I kid you not. This is an update of the continuing saga of Saudi Arabian women and their struggle for equality the right to drive. We think it's bad trying to get marriage equality up and running here in Australia. Imagine being a women in Saudi Arabia darlings. Not only are you chained to the kitchen and dressed in revoltingly drab clothes all over your body, but you aren't even allowed to drive a car FFS! 

Women driving cars! Run for the hills everyone! The women apocalypse is upon us! Soon the country will be infested with women who drive. Oh the humanity! It will lead to less virginity, and more homosexuals (as if there's not enough gays in Saudi Arabia as it is). This is what their dopey religion is telling the country over there. Ah yes; religion...... another religious success story out of Saudi Arabia then. They have succeeded in stopping the decay of western morality. They have stopped that dastardly plot of women, being led astray by Satan, who actually want to drive!  Oh praise fuck! 

Sound familiar? Certainly to LGBT people it would. You know the sky is going to fall if we get marriage equality don't you darlings. It will be a gay apocalypse, leading to the destruction of society. It's all up to the maniac religious zealots to stop this moral decay on society and stop gays from marrying! They must stop this dastardly plot of gays (you know, the gay agenda) who are being led astray by Satan, who actually want to get married!  Oh the humanity!