David wanted me to get him some smokes (yes he smokes) on the way out of the supermarket at the front counter. As they're all covered and not viewable I have to ask for the name of them specifically. Including how many in the packet. They don't have any left of his, so I ask for something similar.
Guy behind counter: "What size would you prefer?"
I looked at him and laughed. He looked back and laughed. This was with a line of people behind me waiting. Then he says "How about Superkings?"