No, I'm not making this up. The audio is below, in which I read he sounds like a bizarre male version of Siri.
Of course nobody in the LGBT community is wanting to change the marriage act to allow a human to marry something non-human (eg a bridge or an animal). All we want is the marriage act changed to say "two people". Note that it doesn't involve bridges, animals, or the sort of biblical polygamy throughout said book.
'Married at last to the bridge I've loved for so long, thank you Eric Abetz'. pic.twitter.com/qBkLCtX1IF— Tom Swann (@TOM_SWANN) August 18, 2017