Ted Cruz bites the dust! - clobbers wife in the process

Well so much for the anointed one of god, all the prayers and all. Maybe they didn't pray hard enough.

And so much for Cruz's crusade of evangelical extremists, including of course cow scat Pastor Swanson who hated gays so much he had a whole conference about how to go about killing them, and that the best way to protest a gay wedding was to cover yourself in cow shit and sackcloth and asses. At the same conference Cruz spoke at. A great swathe of anti-gay hatred has been removed from the US presidential race with the demise of Cruz.

I'm sure there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Cruz household now. I think his wife may have a sore face as well after being struck by Cruz on stage.

I wonder how they explain that after all their praying and being so very sure that Cruz was the anointed one of god to lead the US to theocratic oblivion, that now he's lost to loony tunes Trump? 

Ted Cruz kept saying God wanted him to be President, and this is what happened. So either there is no God, or he reeeeally doesn't like Ted.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) May 3, 2016